Never use naughtiness in mixed company, unless your witticism is so funny that your audience will shoot tears of happiness out of their eyes with a velocity sufficient to powerwash a small bus. Any joke that falls short of that standard will make you lose respect in the eyes of everyone except your best friends, who, as you know, lost respect for you long ago. Scott Adams
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This quote is a reminder that it takes more than just a good quip to be remembered. People will remember the funny joke, but they will also remember your character after the fact. It's what you did when you were in the moment that is remembered, not what you said.

Source: The Joy Of Work: Dilberts Guide To Finding Happiness At The Expense Of Your Coworkers

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